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Scary Pokemon will eat me. Aaah. (Room 516, Wednesday evening)

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May. 10th, 2006 | 10:40 pm
mood: scaredshivering and terrified

Yep. James was still shivering under the covers, terrified like a shivering, terrified thing.

He was also clutching a wee red-and-white ball to his chest like it was his final lifeline.

The boss hadn't said anything about sharing a room with a demon! He had been under the impression that all he had to do in order to redeem himself in the eyes of Team Rocket was to return home with some shiny rare Pokemon.

He peered out from under the covers, wide-eyed, and prayed that the demon with the meowth ears wasn't going to return any time soon.

{OOC: Anyone who knocks will be welcome in if they can assure James that they're not a demon. Shiro, of course, is more than welcome.}

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
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Shiro had been roaming the halls for the better part of the day. After having "pancakes" with Pipi he'd gotten himself good and lost in the halls of the dorms. He was thankful to finally find his room again.

Even if he was still hungry.

He wandered back into his room and chuckled seeing the quivering mass in the other bed. He reached over and poked what he hoped was not James' ass.

"You still here?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:34 am (UTC)
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Something. Just touched. His butt.

James shrieked for what must have been the hundredth time that day and flew out from under the covers with one of his signature cries of "Aieeeheeaaaah!"

From the corner on the other side of the room, he waved the pokeball threateningly in Shiro's general direction.

"I'm warning you! This is Team Rocket that you're messing with! There will be no eating of this hardened criminal, I say!"

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
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Shiro made a face.

"Don't be disgusting." He muttered going over to his bed and sitting down, "why the hell would I want to eat you?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:38 am (UTC)
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Apparently, this particular demon knew nothing about being a demon. James had him all figured out since last night, in his own mind, at least.

"Because demons are huge, hideous, bloodthirsty monsters with a lust for human blood! BLOOD! And... um. You don't want to eat me?"

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
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Shiro was laughing.

Oh, gawd, humans were weird.

"Look at me." Shiro pointed at himself, he still had his cap on hiding his ears and his tail down his pantleg. He looked like any other average teen age boy, "do I look huge and hideious to you? I won't say I'm not blood thirsty, becuase now and then a little blood is ok. But I try not to make a habbit out of sucking on my roommates." he paused and frowned at james darkly, "and if you do say yes to that question I will kill you."

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
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James 'eep'ed a little and shook his head like a lunatic.

"Nope, not huge and hideous! Certainly not! Not at all! Though you could use a bit of a wardrobe adjustment... but not hideous at all! Nope! Thankyoufornotwantingtoeatme."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:47 am (UTC)
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"Wardrobe adjustment?"

Who was this guy? A male version of Lika?

Oh, gawds no...please anything but that!

Wait...he was male right.

"Says the flailing freak with purple hair." He pulls his cap off and tosses it on the dresser. After running his fingers thorugh his hair and letting his ears breathe he asks, "So whats a pokemon anyway?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:49 am (UTC)
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"Freak? I represent that remark!"

...

"You don't know what a Pokemon is?"

James stared at Shiro incredulously.

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
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that was the first correct thing this guy had said....

"uhm..." Shiro's eyes looked up trying to think back to all the babbling crap Lika and Chiaka talked at him about. The word Pokemon didn't sound familier. "Nope." He shook his head.

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
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"Pokemon are... animals... Monsters. That you can carry around in little balls in your pocket and tell them to do things and .... They're... pocket monsters?"

James found himself struggling for a proper description of Pokemon for this roomie of his. He had never been asked that question before... Actually, he had assumed that everyone knew what a Pokemon was.

"People catch them, battle them, make friends out of them, make them assist them in heinous crimes..."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
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"Crimes?" Shiro's interest was finally peequed, "what kinds of crimes?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
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James was thankful that finally, he and his roomie were connecting. Crime was his passion! That and fashion!

"Any sort of crime, really. If a Pokemon respects his master, it will do whatever it's told to do. Team Rocket does anything it has to in order to gain prestige, power, and money."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
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"Team Rocket?"

Ohhh, so that explains the R on his chest. Up until now, Shiro had been under the assumption R had stood for retard.

"Soo...." Shiro tilted his head, his left ear flicking, "do you actually have any of these Pokethings?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:11 am (UTC)
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"Of course I do! What kind of Team Rocket member would I be if I didn't have any Pokemon?!"

James was posing dramatically again. There might have been a mysterious wind blowing his hair to accentuate the mood.

Because the window was open.

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
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"Riiiight." Shiro was watching James with an odd look.

"So...am I gonna see one or what?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:18 am (UTC)
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"Oh... You wanted to see it?"

James held up one of his balls not dirty and pressed the little button on it as he tossed it across the room.

"Weezing! Come out and say hi!"

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:20 am (UTC)
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"Weezing?" o.0

Shiro watched as the ball went sailing across the room.

...that was it?

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
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The ball hit the wall and bounced off of it, then rolled across the floor to a wobbly stop at Shiro's feet.

Then it opened up in a big flash of yellow light, and the two-headed floating landmine materialized in the middle of the room, letting off a small belch of brown smog in greeting.

It smelled faintly of burned hair and skunk droppings, with a small hint of pine needles.
Except that the "faintly" was really "a whole lot."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
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Shiro's ears flicked as he watched the ball roll across the room towards him. When it came to a stop at his feet he leaned down to look at it more closely.

"This is the-"

Before he could finish his thought the ball opened up and blinded Shiro with the bright light. When he could see again he found himself face to face with this large purple....thing.

That smelled.

Badly.

"Ugh!" Shiro jumped back on his bed and tumbled head over heals off the other side. He landed on the floor with aloud thump.

After a moment he peered over the top of his bed, his hand over his mouth and nose.

"What the hell is that smell?!"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)
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James crossed his arms and sniffed indignantly.

"That smell is Weezing's poison fumes, and I would ask you to be a little more quiet when you talk about it."

He stepped up to the ball of noxious stench and gave the floating thing an unrequited hug.

"He's sensitive."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:44 am (UTC)
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Shiro just stared at the strange purple haired human as he gave his...pet...a hug.

He kept his hand over his mouth and nose. Perhaps asking to see this pokewhatever wasn't the brightest idea.

At least the window was open.

"What does this thing do?" Shiro asked through his palm, "besides stink up the place?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:52 am (UTC)
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"Weezing is a poison-type,"James said, beaming with pride. "He can ... Poison stuff!"

Weezing agreed with a content puff of smoke and a groan of agreement.

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:57 am (UTC)
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Poison stuff...

Shiro was starting to feel a little nausious. He reached over and grabed his hat and put that over his nose and mouth hoping that'd serve as a better filter then his hand.

He forced himself to stand. Despite his stomach protesting loudly, he approached the glorified stinkbomb.

"Do you realize what you ahve here?" He asked James, his voice muffled by the cap.

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 05:59 am (UTC)
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James looked at Shiro and nodded.

He knew the answer, of course.

"I have a Weezing, here."

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)
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Shiro shook his head, "no, think bigger, Purple Boy." He patted James's back, "what you have here is the best prank in a ball since...well since ever. Do you know now much fun we could have with this...whats it called again?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
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"Pokemon," James said, raising an eyebrow. "And what do you mean, fun? Weezing is a trained goodness-fighting machine! He's dangerous! He's a killer! He's not supposed to be used for fun."

Weezing groaned and belched.

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:12 am (UTC)
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Shiro winced as a new puff of acrid smog wafted his direction.

"That may be true, James, but I don't think they allow that kinda thing at school." He took a few steps towards the window, his lungs protesting for fresh air, "but it'd be a shame to let your Pokemon just waste away inside that ball for three months, don'tcha think?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:18 am (UTC)
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James wasn't going to admit that the only reason that he really brought Weezing along was because he didn't want to feel lonely, what with Jessie and Meowth not wanting him around for a while and all.

He still couldn't figure out why Meowth took their selling him for medical research so personally. He had gotten out after a few days, after all.

James had been assured that it was a most daring escape, too. But for some reason, the little guy was still snarky when it came time for James to return to Fandom.

Cats. Go figure.

But Shiro was right. James didn't want Weezing to waste away inside his Pokeball for the duration of the summer.

"What did you have in mind?"

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:23 am (UTC)
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Shiro was smirking behind his cap.

"The possibilities are endless!" he exclaimed, "we could rule this place if we play our cards right."

Already he was picturing emptying out classrooms and hall ways with a well placed ball here and there. Woe and Stink to anyone who crossed his path this summer.

"Think about it, James." Shiro went on, "wouldn't it be nice to be in charge?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:40 am (UTC)
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"To be... in... Charge..?"

James' demeanor quickly shifted from righteous to pleased, and he let go of Weezing, thoughtfully walking across the room to collect the pokeball from the floor.

The things that he could do, were he in charge...

~fade to daydream sequence of James sitting on Fandom's shoreline, being waited on by all the pretty students... waves lapping at his toes as pretty ladies peel grapes for him...~

Weezing belched approvingly, stirring James from his daydream.

"I'm in!"

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Shiro

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from: pitifulcatdemon
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
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Shiro's smirk turned devious.

"Great!" He excliamed happily. He coughed as a new acrid smog passed over his face.

"Now. Can we put this thing away?"

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James

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from: rocketbitch
date: May. 11th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
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James blinked.

Away? Thing?

Another belch.

Oh, of course.

"Good night, Weezing! Sweetest of arsenic dreams!"

James opened up the pokeball and in another flash of yellow light, Weezing was gone.

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